By Thomas Clark
Disclaimer: For those of you who are ashamed of your sexual fantasies. This article is definitely for you!
After one lip-smacking hot pocket, some Netflix and a bowl of salad, I began planning out this year’s sexual agenda. When it comes to sex, I’m all for trying new things. New sexual positions, new encounters and even new sex partners. How else will you keep your sex life vibrant by performing the same habitual vanilla routines? Just like the quote says “life begins where your comfort zone ends“, the same can be said for good sex. Whether you’re in a relationship or single, amazing sex should not be hard to come by!
We all have fantasies that we in the corner recesses of our minds entertain. Or for most it’s vicariously living through their X-rated DVD collection. This is as close as some will ever get. While others, who I commend, let their freak flap fly. Since when did this generation become so taboo? Why eat vanilla down to the empty ice cream container? You only live once and every minute counts. It’s blunt to say this; however someone has got to stand up. Haven’t we learned anything from Rihanna’s S&M lullaby, which we all love to sing in the club? Or Ludacris’ what’s your fantasy?
A new plan is in order; we will call this “operation orgasm”. The mission is to reach an orgasm derived through one of your sexual fantasies. Whether it is Whips, chains, leather, bondage, chocolate covered BJ’s, whip cream on the nipples, slings, and or any other fantasy that seems far removed from vanilla sex. Embrace what is really you, sexually. I’m telling you to go out and frolic, however make sure you do it safely!! Are you up for the challenge?!