My Nose Ain’t The Problem!

By Deena Hamza

OK. So I tend to write about things that irk me and one small item on my super long list is odor:

  • Body odor
  • Musky perfume/cologne
  • The rubber smell at gyms
  • Fennel seeds or tea
  • Artificial grape scent
  • Cooked cabbage (I do however, love cabbage rolls)

I’ll spare you by not wasting more time listing off all of the smells that irk me, but do recognize My Gents of Preciousness, that I do in fact work very closely with human bodies.

Wait. No. Let me reiterate that point:

I work closely with human bodies while moving…and sweating

 

I had a male client earlier today where I was doing a routine body fat to weight measurement to show (slap in his face) that my way is the right way and ALAS! he was asked to remove his sneakers and socks before stepping on my bio electrical impedance scale.

Yeah. I know you’re feeling what this article is about: The odor that emanated from his meat covered phalanges snuck up and slapped me (ME?!!!!) across the face.

What is foot odor and how is it caused?

  • Foot odor is caused by sweat (again, sweat itself is odorless, bacterial growth causes the stench)
  • Hairy toes are more susceptible to foot odor (read grooming tips in previous article)
  • Polyester or nylon socks cause an increase sweat production as these fibers are not breathable
  • Wearing shoes without socks may increase foot – perspiration contact without absorption

How to treat foot odor:

  • Opt for cotton socks as this fiber is breathable and has natural wicking properties
  • 4 pinches of baking soda on each foot and insoles will inhibit bacterial growth
  • Avoid synthetic socks and shoes
  • Place allspice in your boots
  • Soak feet in tub of iced tea
  • Activated carbon products like Odor-Eaters Insoles
  • Hygiene! Ensure you’re bathing and scrubbing all over at least twice a day
Now some of these treatment options are quite outlandish, but the best way to treat foot odor is to prevent it altogether: Natural fibers, natural footwear construction, and consistent and diligent bathing.
 
Hamza out. (Whatever Ryan Seacrest)
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Gym Etiquette Pt. 2: SWEAT HAPPENS!

 

By Deena Hamza 

 It’s OK My Precious Gents…
 Sweat Happens! 

  But my body coming in contact with your “stranger” sweat shouldn’t.    

The gym is a place where bodily functions happen, whether you want them to or not, so what’s a Gent to do when faced with this dilemma?   

 Simple: Bring your own towel (preferably thick) and place it over the seat and back of any machine you use. This will eliminate your chance of bathing in another dude’s sweat (unless you fancy that). Another way to counter germs is by using the spray bottles and towels found at your local gym. You should disinfect seats and backs of equipment before and after use. In the event your gym does not supply disinfectant and towels (all the gyms here do), you can bring it to the attention of the managing staff or even be hardcore and bring your own mini bottle of disinfectant!   Please remember to remove all make-up before you work out. Sweating with make-up on will look horrifying and may also cause blocked pores and blackheads. After working out, be sure to bathe as soon as possible to prevent clogged pored, chapped skin, and bacne.    

 My favourite body wash after a hard workout is SoftSoap Body Wash in Grapefruit. The scent will invigorate you. 

 

Always follow with a moisturizer (I don’t need to reiterate this point for My Gents of Preciousness, but I will for added measure), I’m currently using St.Ives Body Lotion in Oatmeal & Shea Butter. 

   

 


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